This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
…Live in Chicago
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
when your friends do something cool without you
Fix me or just conflict me
'coz i'll take anything